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Nasa Jokes starring Kyle!
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Nasa Joke When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens wouldn't work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. The Russians used a pencil. Thanks! National Aeronautics and Space Administration
Moon JokeDid you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?Reviews say that the food is very good but there is no atmosphere! Soldier JokeA general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.” Doctor JokeDoctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. The Joke Archives! |
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